Showing posts with label sexual slang. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sexual slang. Show all posts

Friday, April 17, 2015

This shouldn't be on a blog. ANY blog.




What slang words have this meaning?

The definitions of these slang words appear below the list.

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Friday, August 17, 2012

Pink genitals on parade


     

moose knuckle (usually uncountable; plural moose knuckles)
  1. The ball joint of the humerus in a moose's skeleton.
  2. (slang) The noticeable shape of a man's penis when he is wearing tight clothes.
    • 2005, Benjamin Tripp, Square in the Nuts, ISBN 1411628225, page 92:
      [] the VIP of the GOP, George W. Bush in full military flight suit, with his ejector harness giving him the worst moose knuckle in presidential history.
  3. (slang) The shape that is noticeable when tight-fitting clothing wedges between a woman's labia.
    • 2008, Jess Lourey, August Moon, ISBN 0738713252, page 8:
      I was grateful for the distraction, as I had been trying to look anywhere but at the giant moose knuckle spray-painted between her thighs []
    • 2009, Chuck Palahniuk, Snuff, ISBN 0385664699, page 68:
      At her crotch, the black spandex stretches to cover a small bulge. Bigger than camel toe. Swelling bigger than moose knuckle. Way bigger than a clit []

 Synonyms


The things you learn. I had to share this with you, even though I'm so tired I'm falling out of my chair and should have gone to bed an hour ago. This Edsel thing got me going on the design of the grill which looked like "a vulva" to some people. I shouldn't have clicked on that word in Wiki cuzzit led me here, to this bizarre term which I kind of like because it's equal-opportunity offensive.

Still, there's something almost romantic about the camel toe/moose knuckle pairing. And it's anatomically a lot more accurate. Don't wear those bulk pantyhose fromTarget.

OH, and I just found this - it's on the level, I think -





SmoothGroove is the safe and effective way to alleviate the crudely termed Camel toe.
The SmoothGroove camel toe solution –

  • Is made from a medical grade polymer which moulds itself to the contours of the body, so it is extremely comfortable
  • Contains an antibacterial agent, so it is safe
  • Is washable
  • Comes with a satin pouch to store it discreetly in your wardrobe
  • Is available in White, Black and Clear


If you can't decide which colour you like or want to treat someone to their own SmoothGroove, why not buy more than one and get a discount!